I found this site when I was looking for another one, but I guess I switched two letters around and suddenly I was here, much to my surprise.

Anyway, right now it feels like there's a ping pong ball bouncing through my head and there's mad desert gods whispering falsehoods and banking tips into the heart of my brain, so I'm going to keep it short with a few keypoints, roots, if you will, that establish who I am, plucked fresh from steamy jungle soil:

Dutch, 17, male, bisexual, writer-to-be-working-on-online-graphic-novel-with-drawing-bloke, unemployed, Ram, likes Tom Waits and to blaze, dislikes the shambling masses of uninspired filth that slog by in front of his weary eyes daily, sort of tall (but not the tallest. Never the tallest).

Now - away! Hye, ye hounds, and return to me with offerings of spring water and summer wine.*



*Actually I pretty much hate wine so you can just keep that shit, a'ight?

Meh, let's see you post.