Three word story time!

[Jader]

    
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of

[Cream]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye.

[Kijuki]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story

[Cream]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense

[Jader]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end.

[Belle]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't.

[TmlRadical]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf

[Cream]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red

[Jader]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red penis humping midgets

[Cream]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red penis humping midgets were supposed to

[Fractal Resonance]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red penis humping midgets were supposed to produce a hentai

[Cream]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red penis humping midgets were supposed to produce a hentai that isn't discussed.

[Jader]

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL KOUKETSU WOULD DRESS ME AS A CUTE RED PANDA WITH STRANGELY INVERTED REAR ADMIRAL MARKINGS WHICH LOOKED LIKE TRUNCATED BANANA PEELS THAT WERE NOT RIPENED SUFFICIENTLY, THEREFORE THEY WERE QUITE UGLY LIKE A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY EMO ORANGES. Caps aside, it was a pleasant day in the closet with naughty girls and boys touching each other on their little remote controlled cars with blue screwdrivers and three big tasty fat juicy nut covered donuts in his pants that reeked of rotten eggs and digested Swiss cheese.

My pants do fall down when Crazy monkey scientists decide to get giddy and experimental down at the sea front and on the docks when they are messing with their wooden chop sticks and wearing too many pink ties to make them look not so scientifically sophisticated. So I ate them with hot peppers. My mother always told me about the garbage man. This one time, the garbage man KILLED MY CAT AND ATE HIM! I was scared.

When the garbage man jizzed once I was horrified so I called the fashion police, to change my pink fluffy tutu and my pink polka dot frilly underwear that irritates my sticker on my back door of you know what. The pink rhino in the backyard gave a wink, and charged towards me with a mega super awesome nice large sized fuzzy marshmallow sucker rhino horn. I made love to a sheep who wasn't really a sheep but a flaming gay midget! The flaming gay took off his hat and his gloves before using his flaming hot sceptre of homosexuality which he was waving around humorously while telling bad animal jokes. He was a bad dancing queen ripoff of britney spears and danced around three smelly midgets that looked like death warmed over in their old hot pink pajamas.

Next day I woke up next to a hideous blond rodeo clown that looked like a burrito that had way too much green salsa as well as a big fat spot on the greasy hairy back. My mom told me that she loved my greasy and slimy little piggy on a plate prepared with monkey blood and steaming cow dung, that I was the apple of my sister's eye. This whole story makes no sense and must end. But it won't because the wolf ate little red penis humping midgets were supposed to produce a hentai that isn't discussed.

Fuck!

The End! =D