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« on: May 22, 2010, 12:06:13 pm » |
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Make a funny haiku. Don't know what a haiku is? Basically, a haiku is a poem of sorts written in 17 syllables which are divided into three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables each.
Here's my haiku:
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
EDIT: Haiku example changed after massive failure on GM's end. Commence war!
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 12:46:40 pm » |
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Chaos is a power unknown
You will all bow to its gods
Or all you will perish
As you can all see Kyo lacks knowledge of haiku Syllables, dumbass. |
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 12:57:30 pm » |
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Chaos is a power unknown
You will all bow to its gods
Or all you will perish
As you can all see Kyo lacks knowledge of haiku Syllables, dumbass. Well, this is funny. Tet lacks knowledge of haiku What a hypocrite. |
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 01:05:18 pm » |
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Chaos is a power unknown
You will all bow to its gods
Or all you will perish
As you can all see Kyo lacks knowledge of haiku Syllables, dumbass. Well, this is funny. Tet lacks knowledge of haiku What a hypocrite. Maybe if, like me, You pronounced Kyo correctly, You might have not failed. |
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 01:15:47 pm » |
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Maybe if you, dear
Weren't such a huge loser man
You might get a lay.
...JKILRLY
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 01:19:18 pm » |
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An ad hominem
Is quite indicative
Of unskilled debate.
Word.
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 01:21:01 pm » |
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Hoe, you can suck it.
Not mine. It doesn't exist.
But Jarren's, maybe.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 01:24:05 pm » |
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Why, I do believe
That you have just reinforced
My previous point.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2010, 01:24:52 pm » |
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Why, I do believe
Your previous point is lame.
And quite outdated.
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2010, 01:28:50 pm » |
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My dear, I must say
Why bother with childish jibes
In a mere debate?
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2010, 01:30:03 pm » |
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I'm sorry, debate?
The topic says war, my friend.
Unless you forgot?
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2010, 01:33:17 pm » |
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Ah yes, that same phrase
"All is fair in love and war"
But you are unarmed.
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 01:48:16 pm » |
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This is war, you twit
Your quote is null and void
Try something else
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 02:06:43 pm » |
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I see not the need
To heed the advice of he
Who fails in this field.
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2010, 11:51:39 pm » |
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You are a blind rat
Is this not a haiku now
Where are your glasses
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 01:39:59 am » |
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Your competence now
Does not in any way hide
Your past failures.
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2010, 06:55:26 am » |
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I suck at Haikus
I cannot write for anything
Though at least I try
I know a Haiku
He makes my whole world perfect.
He is great in bed [/i] LOL. <_<... XD |
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2010, 12:04:43 pm » |
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In an art of word and rhyme.
Don't forget one thing.
I will take my sweet ass time.
And think of something epic.
You know it's coming.
The truth that screams inside you.
What is the truth you asked me.
My answer to you.
Roze, the best they'll ever be!
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2010, 10:54:29 pm » |
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Has the war ended
Because I think I won, hon.
I beat Kyo, though.
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 05:42:39 am » |
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Most certainly not
You didn't even come close
Might as well give up.
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 10:28:11 pm » |
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Belle! You're so naive
A germ could have beat Kyo
Meant with love, Kyo <3
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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2010, 07:31:31 am » |
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Jamee, you're so wrong!
So stick that in your juicebox
and suck it longtime.
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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2010, 10:06:54 am » |
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My juice box is gone
It was sucked dry by Cream
Sadomasochist.
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« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2010, 12:23:56 pm » |
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Oh! That is a shame.
Knowing you, Cream enjoyed it.
Jamee should shut up. ;~;
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« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2010, 03:45:34 pm » |
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Haiku fail notice
It is five, seven, five, Belle.
Drink the juicebox now.
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