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« on: June 15, 2010, 02:33:15 pm »
So, yeah. Coke or Pepsi?

I say...

COKE
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 02:35:58 pm »
PEPSI

Pepsi not only tastes better, it feels better too. Coke is a whore. A dirty whore that doesn't care about the environment or its customers. A damn dirty skank.
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 02:44:31 pm »
COKE is helping students (like me) pay for college with grants and scholarships. Pepsi, on the other hand, sucks dick.
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 02:49:14 pm »
You need a fucking beverage company to pay for your schooling? Clearly Coke is so hard on for customers that they have to target America's youth and education system in order to get people to drink their horrible soda.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 03:21:48 pm »
THEY GIVE OUT SCHOLARSHIPS TO NEEDY STUDENTS. IT'S A KIND AND DECENT THING FOR THEM TO DO. What has Pepsi done to promote education?
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 03:40:37 pm »
The only thing Pepsi has sponsored is Britney Spears and her bad singing.

Coke leads the way.
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2010, 01:34:05 am »
Way to be, Fractal.
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2010, 04:22:42 pm »
Coke tastes like shit. This isn't an opinion. It's fact. Probably because it's made of shit.
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2010, 04:24:37 pm »
Coke used to contain real cocaine.

REAL COCAINE.

You just lost the game.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2010, 04:27:18 pm »
Pepsi is win.
Nuff said.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2010, 04:31:49 pm »
Pepsi tastes like sugar crapped in a can. Coke, on the other hand, has DEPTH--has SUBSTANCE.

It burns on the way down. ;]
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2010, 04:33:15 pm »
Coke worked with Nazi Germany. CAN YOU TASTE THE JEWS IN IT?

Even more win.
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2010, 05:11:31 pm »
Pepsi is the preferred soda of choice by Theodore Roosevelt, who killed all of Nazi Germany and liberated the British from the French. You sir, just died a horrible death. Coke is fail. You are too.
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:45 pm »
Coke brought people together in the 60's and 70's. Pepsi stood back and sucked, like it does today.
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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2010, 06:01:20 pm »
They're BOTH green without coloring. <<;
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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2010, 06:02:05 pm »
Pepsi never did anything but stand back and suck, Jamee.
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2010, 06:03:38 pm »
According to this, you're a fucking a retard.
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2010, 06:20:19 pm »
Shit, the polarity on it is reversed, man. No wonder you could make such a stupid mistake, drinking all that pepsi.
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:35 pm »
Dude what hell are we even going on about?

According to what, Jader?
What freakin' polarity Fractal?

IS THIS NOT A SODA COMPARISON THREAD? WHY ARE THERE REFERENCES TO RETARDS AND REVERSED POLES?!?!?!
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2010, 06:44:54 pm »
And this is why Coke's better.
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2010, 08:00:17 pm »
^ This.
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2010, 10:09:34 pm »
So Coke has come out with testicle shaped soda bottles. Bravo! Proof that Coke has lost its fucking mind and is desperate to somehow best the competition that is the sleek sexy Pepsi. Because let's face it. PEPSI IS BETTER.
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« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2010, 10:28:54 pm »
Jader - finally at least one smart soda consumer
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« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2010, 10:37:56 pm »
Do your testicles look like that, Jarren? >_>
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2010, 08:21:28 am »
Quote from: Audius on June 16, 2010, 10:28:54 pm
Jader - finally at least one smart soda consumer

I mean seriously. Think of all the Pepsi products and it's obvious who wins: You got the normal Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Cherry Pepsi, Pepsi Max. Then you've got Mountain Dew and their new three flavors: Typhoon, White Out, and Unloaded. (White Out is fucking awesome.)

You also have Sunkist and its flavors. At the store I work at, we have Peach, Grape, Cherry Limeade, Strawberry, and the normal orange flavor. Pepsi products are cheaper when it comes to price, taste better, and offer a wider variety of beverages than Coke does.
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